On my first impulse

Maybe someday it will all make sense

guardian:

Female restaurant workers gathered by New York’s city hall yesterday to deliver a message:

Hands off you waitress. She is not on the menu.  

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Photo: Jana Kasperkevic

(Source: theguardian.com)

It wasn’t until
I was out of my mind
that I noticed
the angry people spoke
with their hands,
the happy people spoke
with their eyes,
and the sad people
never spoke
at all.

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

I’ve been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via tastefullyoffensive)